gamsee:

i love it when girls have really long hair and they braid it into updos and i love it when girls have short hair and undercuts and i love it when girls have really vibrantly colored hair and pastel colored hair i just love girl hair

albinogoat:

localnativity:

when life gets hard just remember dicks get hard too but they don’t stay hard forever and pretty soon things cool down and go back to normal just stick it out when it’s done you’ll feel a lot better

this was really profound, thank you

alonzo1948:

Lets play a game called “how many fandom references can I put in my class project before someone notices”

jazuthewasianprincess:

olgg:

If I was a famous actor and had a horde of fangirls, I would stay single, and every time an interviewer asked me about my love life, I’d answer that “there’s this one girl I saw at a meeting with fans. I don’t know her name, because of all the fuss with the autographs, and I have only seen her once, but I’m in love with her.” I’d say that, looking all sad and lonely.

Imagine all the fangirls’ faces.

just calm down a second there, satan

christopher-fantastic:

dewgongs:

jane “what are you doing hussie???? ??!!???” crocker

Favorite Jane art = This

christopher-fantastic:

dewgongs:

jane “what are you doing hussie???? ??!!???” crocker

Favorite Jane art = This

whatevachild:

HELLO TROLL COSPLAYERS! Im now in the posession of all three leading kinds of grey makeup and i wanted to show everyone the different outcomes before you buy somthing that might not work how you want it too.BEN NYE GREY/WHITE MIXED POTS: its a cream makeup so setting it is difficult and it rubs off even after being set with ben nye spray.Wolfe Cosmetics Gray/White: the grey is MUCH. TOO. DARK. similar to pencil lead in color. Youd better buy white if you want to mix them because Wolfe is known for not playing nice with OTHER BRANDS of makeup. Ben Nye spicificly formulated thier setting spray NOT TO WORK with wolfe products. the grey will become dry and turn bright pink if mixed with ben nye setting spray. the one up side to Wolfe is that it sets itself once dry. im currently scratching my arm covered in Wolfe and i swear on my life, not even an ATOM of it has moved or faked off.Snazaroo Light Grey Makeup: So Snazaroo is popular, and let me tell you why… oh wait… i dont need to. at all. you get it wet, put it on with a foundation brush, let it dry, ben nye / hair spray it a tiny pit, and baby powder it. and boom. its light grey troll skin and it wont go anywhere for quite awhile. i have to admit my doubts about snazaroo because, well, somthing so cheap and clownish just sounds too cheap to be as good as the high-end Wolfe and Ben nye makeups… but… low and behold. my favorite among all others, is Snazaroo.Hobby-Lobby Body Paints: These are a super cheap and very good immitation of the previously mentioned makeups, and if you can only aford one, i would go with the white. it mixes very well with any other brand of makeup, especially snazaroo if you want a lighter tone and the white can be MIXED WITH BEN NYE SETTING SPRAY INSTEAD OF WATER AND YOU CAN PUT IT ON AND ONCE IT DRIES IT WONT MOVE EVEN IF YOU DRAG YOU ARM AGAINST A TEXTURED WALL. I TRIED IT. MY BOYFRIEND WATCHED ME, ITS TRUE.i hope this helped anyone mixed up in all the confusing mixed up world of monochromatic flesh paint like i was!

whatevachild:

HELLO TROLL COSPLAYERS! Im now in the posession of all three leading kinds of grey makeup and i wanted to show everyone the different outcomes before you buy somthing that might not work how you want it too.

BEN NYE GREY/WHITE MIXED POTS: its a cream makeup so setting it is difficult and it rubs off even after being set with ben nye spray.

Wolfe Cosmetics Gray/White: the grey is MUCH. TOO. DARK. similar to pencil lead in color. Youd better buy white if you want to mix them because Wolfe is known for not playing nice with OTHER BRANDS of makeup. Ben Nye spicificly formulated thier setting spray NOT TO WORK with wolfe products. the grey will become dry and turn bright pink if mixed with ben nye setting spray. the one up side to Wolfe is that it sets itself once dry. im currently scratching my arm covered in Wolfe and i swear on my life, not even an ATOM of it has moved or faked off.

Snazaroo Light Grey Makeup: So Snazaroo is popular, and let me tell you why… oh wait… i dont need to. at all. you get it wet, put it on with a foundation brush, let it dry, ben nye / hair spray it a tiny pit, and baby powder it. and boom. its light grey troll skin and it wont go anywhere for quite awhile. i have to admit my doubts about snazaroo because, well, somthing so cheap and clownish just sounds too cheap to be as good as the high-end Wolfe and Ben nye makeups… but… low and behold. my favorite among all others, is Snazaroo.

Hobby-Lobby Body Paints: These are a super cheap and very good immitation of the previously mentioned makeups, and if you can only aford one, i would go with the white. it mixes very well with any other brand of makeup, especially snazaroo if you want a lighter tone and the white can be MIXED WITH BEN NYE SETTING SPRAY INSTEAD OF WATER AND YOU CAN PUT IT ON AND ONCE IT DRIES IT WONT MOVE EVEN IF YOU DRAG YOU ARM AGAINST A TEXTURED WALL. I TRIED IT. MY BOYFRIEND WATCHED ME, ITS TRUE.

i hope this helped anyone mixed up in all the confusing mixed up world of monochromatic flesh paint like i was!

ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS

dreamwurks:

hacheload:

rosenkristall:

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magical-lolita-ocean:

Firstly, thank you for 4000 followers~! As thanks, I’m doing a giveaway of my new print set.

About the prints
-There is 15 of them
-They’re 4x6 and printed on glossy photo paper
-I can sign them if you wish.

★Rules★
-Give away ends May 19th
-Each person can reblog up to 5 times
-Likes do no count
-No giveaway blogs
-You do not need to be following me, however if you wanna check out my blog that’d be great :D
-Do not delete this text.

Winner will be messaged through ask box, if winner does not reply(or have their ask open) within 24 hours a new winner will be chosen.
Also, I will be doing the same give-away on Deviantart. You are free to join both.

Good luck!